truthfully my life is just one big countdown to the day I finally snap and fucking kill myself
When you’re the only puppy who got their eyesight that week
stop no pls
the last part tho
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tbh I don’t know why we’re only going after coleslaw. fuck potato salad. fuck macaroni salad. fuck every “‘salad”’ that’s basically just an amalgamation of mayonnaise and nightmares
took me a minute to realize Nice is a place in paris and not some commentary on the story
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awkward-introversion-deactivate:
12-something i’m currently worrying about:
i’m in a very good place in life right now and i’m worried about losing that, like i don’t want to make a mistake and get sad again
13-one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry, and one i’d fuck:
all i know is that i’d marry snookidoughicecream in a heartbeat so we could be grandma and grandpa forever
22-5 things i would like to change:
1) my mother’s close-mindedness
2) the fact that i have another year of high school
3) my inability to see past people’s faults sometimes
4) the fact that i’m allergic to cats
5) my hatred of tomatoes because they deserve love (but like ?? they’re disgusting)thank u Ashley!!❤️
Cheeky nandos US translation
So I was chillin with my bros at the mall trying to scope out some fresh matching Nike sandals and high socks when my bro Shane says he’s hungry so we’re all gonna grub but first we need to scoop our bro Tyler who’s a straight savage lol I wanted to go to Taco Bell but it’s not quite bangin enough for the bros so we cruise to bomb ass panera while bumpin some wiz cause that shits fire
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